"I met her at the Alaska Zoo. Half a globe from Mongolia, yet her eyes still sparkled like the warm Gobi nights. She seemed settled and at peace in her journey...even a bit amused by her new surroundings. She looked around, sidled up close and whispered, 'Really, dahling, have you seen those humps? (I looked puzzled) The moose! The musk ox! Too far forward...a total embarrassment. And someone should speak to that nasty little wolverine about his attitude.' She blinked her huge lashes, turned, shot me a smirk and sauntered off. I doubt her Facebook page has many friends."