We see Puffins sailing Prince William Sound, so I asked my husband for a little research on these unusual birds. You'd think I'd learn:
On the 4th day of creation God positioned the sun, moon and stars. He was calling it a day when he passed by the Fish & Feathers studio where design staff were busy with day 5 prep. God spotted a young angel working at a devilish pace, looked over the lad's shoulder and asked, What in creation is that!? The apprentice looked up proudly and replied, It's a sea bird. God said, But I didn't authorize sea birds. I authorized creatures of the air and sea. The angel grinned and said, I know, I'm just mess'n with Darwin. God smiled, commended him on his foresight, blessed the artistic license and asked, What do you call it? The angel beamed, A Puffin! God looked down, adjusted his halo and said, "Son, I don't wanna ask what you been puff'n.